Olive Pickle E.B. Dickle

Okay if you can’t fuck with a girl because of:

  • Pubic hair
  • Stretch marks
  • Scars 
  • Any other natural occurrence of the female form

You aren’t really worthy of it anyway.

If you command me to do something that I was already planning on doing the chances of me doing that thing automatically drop to zero

magnacarterholygrail:

my personal style is called “i don’t have the money for my preferred aesthetic”

captain-melonhead:

bishopmyles:

titytwochainz:

deddene:

if i have a daughter im going to name her lizard and then she’ll get the nickname liz and everyone will be like “oh is it short for elizabeth?” and she will have to say “no my name is lizard”

let me know what high school she go to so my kids not there when she shoot it up

Lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

NO CHILL

alwaysadoreme:

The black Mary Kate and Ashley’s

alwaysadoreme:

The black Mary Kate and Ashley’s

unbeliefs:

do you ever get sad bc you aren’t rich and famous

jetbag:

one time i actually thought i had a chance with someone 

yeule:

foremind:

pubertad:

Walk home pt 2

You should have seen my face when I saw this omg

if my walk home was like this I would be happy


someone tell me where this is plz

yeule:

foremind:

pubertad:

Walk home pt 2

You should have seen my face when I saw this omg

if my walk home was like this I would be happy

someone tell me where this is plz