me on my way to steal your man
“In case of an emergency this airplane is designed with 8 exits located around you.”
i WA S LAUGHING SO HARD I COULDNT EVNE REBLOG FOR A FEW MINUTES
“teenagers skip breakfast because they think it will help them lose weight” ACTUALLY NO THATS BULLSHIT TEENAGERS SKIP BREAKFAST SO THEY CAN MAKE IT TO SCHOOL ON TIME WITHOUT WAKING UP AT 4 IN THE MORNING
Revolver: How has Kenadee taken his death?
Jolie: She thinks the stars are him. She thinks the brightest star is him. We’ll go outside and say goodnight. One of our best friend’s husband is deaf, so we know sign language. So we’ll do the hand sign for “I love you” a lot up at the stars. She’ll look up while we’re driving and start doing that hand sign for “I love you,” and sometimes at night, she’ll say, “I love you, daddy. When is daddy coming home from Heaven?” She gets really angry about it. It’s heartbreaking.
